Only approach the front counter to order when you are on your cell phone. It is also customary to not know what you want when you do so.
Listening to the cashier is completely optional. She just likes hearing herself talk.
Children are encouraged to play with pens, cookies, candies, and whatever else they can find on the front counter. The high-chairs are great for racing and we suggest making a track around the large center table.
Pizza plates make great drums if you use the proper drum stick. If it ‘s a birthday please drum and sing loud enough so everyone can join in on the fun.
Be sure to stare at the Pizza Guy while you are waiting for your pizza. Starring makes him work faster.
Never remember your ticket number. Heck, it’s even ok if you forget your name. We are all psychics here!
When calling in your To-Go order, always arrive to pick them up within 10 minutes. It is OK to hurry us. If we make a mistake, it won’t kill you or anything. It is strongly encouraged to call your order in while looking for parking.
Always ask the Pizza Guy if that’s your pizza when you see it because you’re probably the only person in here to order an Alice.
Be sure to complain about how long your pizza took. The Pizza Guy makes them on a whim and often slows down just to tick you off.
Busing your table is completely optional. We actually prefer you don’t as we all have OCD and are compulsive cleaners.
Once you have ordered and found a seat call a bunch of friends to join you. We find sitting on top of one another quite cozy.
and, last but not least
Make a night of it! Drink more! Have fun! Those people forming a long line to be seated are extremely patient.