1. although typically you would seat yourself, when there is a line at the register we take names and will seat your party in an orderly fashion. Don't even try to jump the line!
2. as noted above, we are self-service, therefore PLEASE clear your own table, placing dishes in bus pans, glasses in racks and trash and recyclables in appropriate bins
3. BYOB means Bring Your Own Alcoholic Beverage.
We do offer non-alcoholic beverages (quite a nice selection actually) and won't allow you to bring in your own bottled water or 2-liter of coke (or pepsi). Likewise, please don't bring in your own chips, dips, subs, fried chicken, ice cream, chinese carryout, pb & j, etc., etc. OK?
4. We're a small restaurant with limited seating. Therefore, please sit a table appropriate for the size of your party. In other words, do the two of you REALLY need a table for 4?
5. when invited to a friend's home, you wouldn't rearrange the living room, would you?
Don't move the tables here either!
6. WAIT! That's sea salt on your table NOT cheese! We don't put shakers of (fake) parmesan cheese on our tables. Instead, we use only the freshest ingredients, thereby negating the need to add artificial flavorings.
7. Need anything? An additional pizza stand? More chairs? Just ask rather than SWIPING THEM FROM THE TABLE NEXT TO YOU!
8. And speaking of the table next to you... even when empty, its not a coat rack, bus station or your own personal buffet! Please! ONE TABLE PER PARTY!
